Fri, 20 Oct 2006
My Clam Poster
A Clam poster would be cool.
Grammer Clam
Clam makes it easy for young and old alike to follow the story line and also to understand what was just said.
It should be interesting to look at the things that Clam has said so far and see what part of the sentence he repeats. Is it a verb or a noun? Is it a predicate?
Random Clam
In honor of Clam, and inspired by the Cartoon Network channel break (shamefully stolen from even) is a daily random clam.
01-Too Many Squirrel Cookies
Edward coerces Jelly Cabin to spend all of their money on squirrel cookies, depriving the ice cream penguin of his business. Officer Buffy Burger (an American Otter from the Department of Fish and Wildlife) hitches a ride with the Ice Cream Truck Penguin to ask Slinkman to buy the remaining cookies from Jelly Cabin so that the penguin can have his route back again.
02-Leaky Lake Gets A Look Out Tower
Scoutmaster Algonquin C. Lumpus makes a Chinese New Year Party for the Order of the Legumes and starts a fire in the woods near Leaky Lake. Miss Rubella Mucus is too busy throwing water melons at Lumpus and the Order of the Legumes to notice and Officer Buffy Burger and the penguin show up with the ice cream truck which is also outfitted to put out fires and saves Camp Kidney.
Lazlo thinks it will be cool if there was a real watch tower near to Camp Kidney since the Squirrel Tower is being used for other things. Officer Buffy Burger and the penguin agree.
Officer Buffy Burger and the penguin return and install a new Look Out Tower for the Fire man who has yet to be hired (and a cabin for him to live in) as well as a Cabin for herself and other government Officers to stay in. The penguin takes off leaving Officer Buffy Burger there to wait for the Fire man to show up.
03-Larry, Leonard, Louie and Liniment's Parents: Luke and Laura
Officer Buffy Burger has to help the Lemmings' mom (Laura) get their dad (Luke) out of the new fire watch tower; where he has taken up residence because he misses his children.
04-hiring the fire marshal
they have to await a hiring....
Buffy Burger American Otter
Buffy Burger is an American Otter and knows how to swim. It is one of the many qualifications one needs to become a Wildlife Inspector with the Fish and Wildlife Service.
Tue, 08 Aug 2006
Mecca-lecca-hi, mecca-hiney-ho
- carol:
- Yosh, do you remember -- when you saw this show the first time through, do you remember if you used to say the magic words with Jambi?
- yosh:
- [A giant video screen appears on his belly showing an enraptured little indian kid chanting along with the tv screen] I don't remember.
- carol:
- I admit, I might have. Those were some of the goofiest of my college days. Think back, you should be able to remember that.
- yosh:
- [The giant video screen appears on his belly showing a montage of the same enraptured little indian kid chanting along with the tv screen on several different days. We see the child start to mature and still chant along with the tv set.] I really don't remember.
'Laurence Fishburne was in Pee Wees Playhouse'
- yosh (poking online at things):
- It says here that Laurence Fishburne was in this.
- yosh:
- heh
- carol:
- Yeah, didn't you recognize him?
- yosh:
- nope
- carol:
- cowboy curtis and othello. quite a career.
'just look at the closing credits stuff...'
- PW:
- [soars away on his scooter]
- carol:
- Would you look at that. Replace the scooter with a fluffy dog that has wings and you got the closing credits for Andy Milonakis!
- yosh:
- heh, you're right.
It smells like Penny
She has pennies instead of eye balls. Unlike Harvey Birdman, she has pupils. She has a way of telling about her life. I think that what I wrote here can be blamed on hearing Penny again.