Some Noise

yosh:

Was Seth Green any good on Real Time?

carol:

He was the conservative. I don't think he has ever done that before.

yosh:

I don't believe you. You were confused.

carol:

Mitch. I can't help but notice those yellow sneakers of yours.

mitch:

Yah, they are old and full of holes and leaking...

carol:

I don't know anything about all that. The only other time I saw yellow shoes like that is the guy who plays guitar on Letterman.

carol:

He used to have this interesting jump he would make at the end of a song.

carol:

mitch. let me see if you might find this funny. There is a man who is working in an office. Whenever he sees his co-worker, the co-worker always says "Did you get that thing I sent you?"

One day, the man needs to go to the bathroom. He is sitting there imagining he is alone so he can get on with the business of being there.

The other guy shows up and says "Did you get that thing I sent you?"

The effort now is a failure. He must try again later.

Does this sound at all funny to you?

mitch:

nope

Now I lay awake wondering how to make this episode mandatory viewing when there is that whole second bathroom story that no one except an American would understand. And I wonder what sort of office potty culture the germans do have if they don't have one like this. And I wonder what will happen to Germany, and indeed all of Europe once they adopt an office potty culture like USA's.